Sunday, November 23, 2008
Visualize the Small, Pert Bottom
I've got some serious junk in the trunk. You know how some people have apple bootys? My dad calls mine the pumpkin booty. Seriously, it needs its own zip code. Tomorrow I am going to take my first steps towards a healthier lifestyle. Maybe not the best idea three days before Thanksgiving, but I guess I need to start some time. So bring on the dreaded Kashi cereal that makes my intestines emit high pitched whines that sound eerily similar to whale calls! Bring on the workout sessions that keep me from watching episode of Top Chef! Bring on the shin splints! Catherine 2.0 will arrive in stores in the Summer of 2009. Be ready.
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Now that you have your own stable vehicular platform, you realize that you can do your workout sessions on dad's treadmill while you watch, right?
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